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Horses Have Feelings TooStimpy: Hey, Ren, this horse reminds me of your Uncle Eddie.
The History Eraser ButtonRen: Now listen, Cadet. I’ve got a job for you. See this button?
Singing a song to the tune of God Save the QueenStimpy: Our country reeks of trees, our yaks are really large, and they smell like rotting beef carcasses. And we have to clean up after them, and our saddle sores are the best. We proudly wear women’s clothing and searing sand blows up our skirts. And the buzzards they soar overhead, and poisonous snakes will devour us whole, and our bones will bleach in the sun. And we will probably go to… [bleep] Stimpy: and that is our great reward for being the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen!
Ren and Stimpy Closing out a showRen: Boy, Stimpy… we sure had fun today, didn’t we? So long, kids! Come on, Stimpy, say goodbye.
Mr Fan ClubRen: You! You and your fan mail, Mr. Fan Club. Everyone love you, don’t they? Well, guess what the mailman brought for you today? *Nothing!* This letter’s for me! You, they have forgotten! Now it is me they love. It is I who am most loved! It is I who shall rule! You see? This is the proof that you are finished! [Opens letter] Ren: Listen! Listen to what it says. Dear Ren: – That’s me, that’s me! – You are my favorite TV star. Are you getting this?